Much like most people I’ve wondered how the hell Shigeru Miyomoto came up with the insanely creative idea of Super Mario Bros. It’s a lucid dream that only a man like Miyomoto could conjure up and what better way to do it by time traveling to visit Enzio from Assassin’s Creed and listen to his dreams in a confessional while pretending to be a Priest. Fuck you you fucking genius Miyamoto. Fuck you good. This all went through my mind as I played Assasin’s Creed: Revelations. Luckily I finished the game so I no longer have to dream about performing Parkour and building shitty bombs.

Aaron also started using actual images for actors heads. I know it’s a bit South Parky but I laugh every time I see this bit done.


James “Mario would make a good assassin” Alvarez