X-Men 2 was on the other day and I couldn’t get over Wolverines bangs. I can’t imagine that this hair decision got a green light from anyone on set. For that matter how did Bale’s voice become accepted? I know these aren’t new thoughts but shit I have nothing to watch on my DVR. As I tweeted my anger at Jackman’s hair I realized it could be worse. For every one good super hero movie there is a Frank Miller Spirit that makes the movie genre look like congealed vomit.

James “The Green Hornet movie is better than the Spirit” Alvarez