I want to start off by saying that I am Mexican, and I love the fact that my family eats tamales every Christmas. I love it so much that I ate 30 tamales in the span of three days. That is a true story.

I don’t know the reason why so many families have this tradition, but I’m fully on board with it. I just thought I would give it a shot on how the tamale fest came to be. I would also like to add that a day should be set aside for Fernando Valenzuela, since he was a pudgy unattractive dude who banged all kinds of hot white ladies. Women must really love fast balls and strike outs, if you know what I’m saying. I hope everyone had a great holiday!

Hallelujah Holla-Back,