When I was in high school, I began to hear more and more people bragging about just how messed up they got on New Year’s Eve. When I got older, more people would just say how hung over they were and give a simple description of their New Year’s Eve. I then encountered a new species of man: the person that needs to let the whole office know that they partied harder than anyone and were the craziest thing to happen to the holiday. They tell you how they drank more and partied harder than you could ever possibly imagine. These adults acting like teenage kids are usually the people who annoy the entire office. So remember, after New Year’s, tell your tales of debauchery like an adult and don’t be the jerk everyone treats like Aquaman behind his back.

I also hate Aquaman.

James “A lot of people hate Aquaman” Alvarez