There was a time in my life where I could say the “A Christmas Story” was my favorite holiday movie. Thanks to TBS, I can no longer make this claim. I really did love this movie, yet now the thought of even having it on in the background during X-Mas makes me nauseous. I feel like TBS is playing the role of a 1950s father who caught their child smoking, and to get the son to quit, he is making him smoke the entire carton. I now have to remember the great lines and scenes in my head, because TBS, you have made me hate my favorite Christmas movie.

Also, in case you didn’t notice, we added a new character who will go by the name of Henry. He is based on our real-life friend Enrique Sandoval.

James “I’ll shoot your fucking eye out” Alvarez