As a great artist once said, “My name is Val Kilmer and I played Jim Morrison.”

As a garbage artist once said, “This is the end, beautiful friend.”

The journey that began with La Troncal 128 tweeters has now left us with two. Reflect on that for a moment, fam. Okay that’s enough. http://midequalitygroup.co.uk/events/list/?tribe-bar-date=2024-03-27 Let’s finish this. We all have real lives and jobs that pay the bills.

Speaking of jobs! Here’s your final topic: Resumés. Write a new tweet in the form of an excerpt from your resumé. Or someone else’s resumé. Or if you’re Canadian, someone else’s “CV,” bud.

Okay? Okay. Good luck and god’s peed.

Actual real life photo of final tweet battle.

DEADLINE: 5/15/2017