Only four beautiful souls remain. To the fallen, we the judges say do not despair of experiencing success in future! Remember that at the age of 47, JK Rowling was still a small town girl living in a lonely world. It was not until she took the midnight train going anywhere that she became the successful author of “The Chronicles of Narnia” books. Don’t ever give up on dreams, fam.

Speaking of books, that is your Final 4 topic: write a blurb for the back cover of a book in tweet form. A real book or one you make up. Just give us a 140-character synopsis that surprises and delights with its wit and brevity.

Your tweet must be blah blah blah.

DEADLINE: 5/12 11:38amCT