I was in IKEA and I saw the Hemnes or something that looked like it, and it reminded me of the CS Lewis books that I read when I was little. I loved the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings, and then my aunt told me that if I liked that, I would love this Narnia series. After reading the stories, I would like to tell my late aunt that she was a liar. I was bored by them and would rather read about fat hobbitses not fiending for Turkish delight. Although, if the Turkish delight tasted anything like the inexpensive meatballs from IKEA, I may need to go back and read it again.

James “Ham-fisted isn’t a good adult movie” Alvarez