Today’s comic was created by Joe Van Fossen, AKA Van from the Obscure Gentlemen.

So I was driving down the mean streets of Bellflower with a friend one day many years ago. When we were stopped at a traffic light, I noticed a VW bug painted like the Herbie car waiting to make a left turn. I pointed to it and shouted, “Herpes the love bug!” I didn’t mean to say that, but it was the first thing that I could get out. I immediately loved myself for it. Since then, I’ve been planning on bringing this to the public in shirt form to make my first million. Six or so years later, my dream has finally been nearly realized. This shirt is my ticket out of here.

Joe Van Fossen