Happy Halloween ya filthy animals! Another Halloween and another year of that son of a bitch Linus waiting for the Great Pumpkin. As I write this the only thing I wait for is the sweet embrace of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. The CUPS! Not that bullshit shaped like pumpkins or ghost. Those treats are unnatural bastards compared to the original and should be aborted in the magical Reese’s factory.

James “I would also appreciate someone handing out some Tim Tams” Alvarez