Today’s comic is about the level of excitement I have for the Captain America movie.
They would really have to do some fucked up shit for me not to like it (i.e.
having a playground fight, having emo hair, no one throws a punch, or Joel
Schumacher makes it).

I’m pretty sure that when I see the Avengers next summer tears will be flowing out
of my eyes as well as my wiener hole. I also heard that the end credits of
Captain America will have Hulk Hogan running around a baseball diamond waving a
flag, while eating a piece of apple pie all at the same time. The music will of
course be “America, F$@# Yeah” playing in the background. If that’s not America
I don’t know what is.

Hallelujah Holla-Back,