Obscure For a Penny Zero 4: The New Batch (FINALS)
This is it, fam. As the millenials say, this is for all the molasses in Aunt Merle’s barn. And your final tweet topic is a doozy.
Write any new tweet using the iconic TV personality best known as the weatherman on the Today Show. Tweet about his work, his stunning weight loss, his still-enormous head, or just write a non sequitur that somehow happens to involve him. Just make sure it makes more sense than the losing tweet below from our first round.
“If there is a just god, he’ll let me sleep tonight without hearing my elderly neighbors scream about how Al Roker gave them nightmares again.”
Your deadline is 2/17 1:38pm CT.
Good luck and have fun fiends.