The Bowels Of Hell
I was walking outside of my apartment complex and was hit in the face with the smell of manure. This then transported me to high school where a dumb faux punker stated “oh man, it smells like sex out here” when smelling manure. I thought to myself that this guy must be doing it up with hobos. So anytime you smell a hint of manure in the air remember that this is someone’s sick I idea of sex.
Note that in the last panel are characters from a web comic I greatly admire http://fft3.com/wp-lo.php?sexx=sec Crazy Sunshine. We used Jkun’s characters since he best answered the question of why a horse with play a guitar solo with a giant erection is thinking of Batman? Go over to his site via any of the hyper links provided or even his link on the right under Comics of the Apocalypse. You’ll thank me later. You will also be pleased to know that next week’s 6 question interview will also feature http://catherinecrouch.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-automatic/changelog Crazy Sunshine.
James “Anime prostitutes actually smell like a brand new Transformer” Alvarez
Discussion (32) ¬
What in the holy mother of kit kats is a Sad Gradma? If it’s anything like the Uncle’s Nordictrack, then I want no part of it.
My thoughts exactly. WTF is Sad Grandma, and why has Japan not lectured me on this yet?
What IS a Sad grandma. I’m glad i’m not the only one that doesn’t know.
A sad Grandma involves dentures 5oz of tears and a lot of kidney punches. The rest is up to you to figure out.
Y’know, I’ve been doing this for years and didn’t know it had a name. >.>
Sad Grandma! Ha!
I wrote that in there for you.
I hate to plug my own webcomic (no I don’t) but book 1 episode 17 discusses deviant sex acts like a Golden Lasso or a Gotham Steamer. For the record, no one asked me about horse erections.
It was 4 comics ago I think where I asked people to answer why a Horse would do such a thing. Best answer got a guest appearance. James Grant won.
I can always count on the OG to be funny and educational. Thanks guys!
I want more people to know the finer points of the Sad Grandma. Nothing says love like a Sad Grandma.
reminds me of the time we attempted the Upside-Down Fighter Pilot and Idahoan Farm Hand back in college.
Those were the days. Those mere the days.
lol, Sad Grandma is so win.
Thank you Sir. It came to me in a dream. It’s all downhill from here.
Ah, it’s not all downhill, you are wearing that awesome Trigun t-shirt. Love and Peace!
But why is Grandma so sad?
It’s the punches to the ribs that makes her sad.
Haha, AWESOME! Thanks for shoving Candy and Shelbie in there!
Please teach me the ways of Sad Grandma, sensei.
It was great that they fit perfectly into this weeks comic Sir.
I wonder why dad never mentioned that in our “talks”??
That’s because your dad is a gentleman.
I smell sex and Sunshine here. That Gentleman will definitely be Obscure if either one of them gets pregnant!
Trevor always double bags it. He’s a sickie but he’s a responsible sickie.
Hmmm… I will try & use the term Sad Grandma at work today. The 1st person to whine about something is gunna be called a sad grandma. I like it.
I will try & remember to report back on how it went.
Thank you Sir. If only more people would try the “sad grandma”
OK James it’s time to report in. I had 2 opportunities to use it yesterday
1. One of the blokes at work was having trouble with the EFTPOS machine & exclaimed “Damn you, you stupid f****** machine, damn you to hell!!!” I asked him if he was having issues & he said “This damn thing is really pi***** me off” So I said “My my aren’t we a sad granny???”
2. My wife rang me at work & asked me to do a mercy dash to a shopping centre carpark as she had locked her keys in the car. She was rather annoyed by the time I got there so I replied to her complaints with “Don’t be such a Sad Grandma.
I can see the “Sad Grandma becoming a regularly used expression. Thanks for your contribution to my vocabulary.
Anyone who can make the term “Sad grandma” sound hot must be a genius. Kudos to the Gentlemen
Being called a genius by Dr. X is saying a lot. Sad Grandma’s all around!
I will not look up sad grandma on urban dictionary. I swear.