The comic you see before you is based on true events. Does it matter if the bird was talking shit or literally shitting on Travis Adult Male? I don’t think so. We get so obsessed with these details that we often miss the bigger picture. This picture is that birds can be real huge assholes and words hurt as much as poop. So please, pray for Travis Adult Male in his time of need and that all birds might become constipated.

ALSO: Happy birthday to James (my eldest brother/co-founder who normally writes these things) and the Adult Male himself Travis. Give ’em both a round o applause!


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