April Fools is a terrible holiday. It’s become an excuse to be a jerk and tell lies – somehow this is humorous? It’s like an endless ruse cruise where fibs are currency and making people mad is the buffet. Stop it. Cut that out, dammit. The internet is also evil today. Is Alan Scott, the Golden Age Green Lantern actually going to be on Legends of Tomorrow?! I don’t know because a bunch of no good rusemasters are making bold claims!

Any way, this comic is apparently a thing and we decided to join in on the fun of perpetuating the meme like status of its setup. Check out all the other beautiful people doing this exact comic and collect them all! You’ll get no prize but the feeling of accomplishing something empty. Which is worth quite a bit these days!

– Aaron “You Ruse You Lose” Alvarez