I was watching the original Donner Superman and noticed that when Superman drops off the cat burglar in front of the policeman, the policeman was staring at Superman’s junk. So I thought, “what if Superman noticed that the policeman was doing this?” If Superheroes want to wear overly tight underwear, then all I can say is that they are asking for it.

James “A tightly wrapped crank is a gift that keeps on giving” Alvarez