Old Timey
Misoprostol online no prescription 200 mcg Whenever I see someone with an old timey mustache I think “you’re not Rolly Fingers”, Then I think why hasn’t anyone beaten you yet. The only people that should have that type of facial hair are street tuffs who box kangaroos. The handlebar mustache is the equivalent of a gothic kid carrying a boa constrictor around their neck for attention. Now you may say “But Gent! You have a shitty 90s goatee”. My response is yes, but it’s in honor of the band Los Lobos. A band who I connect to the movie La Bamba which in turn reminds me of Esai Morales and his desire to throw away cartoon drawings. So lay off of me putos!
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Love Obscure Gent
Ha! I’m here from a certain publishing company (I think you know which one) and I’m pretty sure I never said “Jaysus.” Everyone know’s it’s “Jeebus.”