Today’s comic is based on a Tweet from Obscure for a Penny Zero III winner Davey Pants! AKA @dave_cactus. If you have twitter go have a look at his tweets.

ME: This egg nog looks like horse semen.
WIFE: Does it taste the same?
ME: I don’t know. *leans in way too close* I never drink eggnog.

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