Yes, yes, Lucas tweaks his movies and ruins our fond memories of what made Star Wars great. I’m on board with him being an insane monster that lured us into his van with candy and then raped us with said candy. I do, however, think him adding eyelids to the Ewoks is for the better. Anything with no eyelids is a soulless beast that should be set aflame and disposed of upon contact.


James “Endor is a place on Earth” Alvarez