A Troll In Central Park
Maracaibo Nobody likes a troll and if you do anything on the internet you’ve experienced an attack from at least one. The thing I hate about trolls is that they don’t think that they’re trolls. They actually think they are handing out great critiques to what you do. Most of the items in panel one have been said to us and to the trolls who have said these things to us I offer you to please come by and EAT MY DICK (or any dick for that matter). I’ve seen trolls attack other web comic brothers and sisters and I wonder what makes it fulfilling to them to go on the internet and talk shit for no reason? Is it an act of vengeance? Were they raped by a rolled up newspaper with the Sunday funnies? Who knows so i say fuck em. Also to the web comicers I see attack other web comics or who have said shit about us. Fuck you! You mean nothing to us in the grand scheme of things. We do this comic for ourselves and those who do enjoy our bullshit weekly offerings.
http://reborn-babies-dolls.com/?p=226 Gentleman “trolls can eat a dick” James
Man, Ziggy is VICIOUS!
Never trust people without pants.
I’m with Michael. I’d never trust Ziggy again. What’s Garfield doing behind him???
I’ve never had a visit from a troll. How do I get one??? Can I register somewhere???
Re: The T-Shirt; I don’t know what Nilboc is. Even read backwards I’ve never heard of a Coblin… A Goblin who’s a Cobbler by trade perhaps???
There’s a movie called troll 2 and the shirt is an homage to that.
Linus sure as grown into a creepy pervert. I thought he’d have made more of his life.
Cool, I don’t have to C&P the password now, just click it.
Time has not been good to Calvin.
That’s Linus, I would not have the heart to ever demonize Calvin.
The last panel should be how trolls are dealt with from now on.
I wish I was popular enough to have my own trolls. I have had the opposite where a guy commented on every comment as a fan. Not a troll…a stalker.
our 3 trolls have faded away into obscurity.
Not looking forward to my first troll. And is that Linus?
It sure the hell is Linus!
The first troll cuts deep. You wonder what in the world did you do to pee in this person’s cereal. Then you realize, wow, people know who I am, that must be good, right? And it is. No one’s gonna fuss about something that no one else likes. That’s like me standing on a podium shouting “Death to Richie Coleman and his awful band!!!”
Who is Richie Coleman, you ask? Exactly. Wait til he gets famous though. Then folks are gonna come out in herds decrying his existence.
I’ve found that when it comes to trolls, all they wanna do is throw you off your game. Don’t let ’em. Apparently, you’re not creating a comic they like, so don’t worry about what they think or say. It’s hard to let go and stay quiet after the first rebuttal, but constant back and forth is what they want. 🙂
I’ve contemplated removing my comments section for THIS exact reason. The trolling, not the cartoon rape.
Cartoon rape should be the reason for comments.
That IS Linus! That look on his face is terrifying. Once again Gentlemen, you are responsible for the content of my nightmares.
Then our work is done.
James, you are my hero. I could not have said it better myself if I had a year to write this post.
Thank you good Sir. I’ve been wanting to do this comic for awhile now.
Whoa, did not realize some of those comic strip characters have a mean streak! Cool final panel.
Good grief!
I am with Bearman, some day I will have my own troll. (Now accepting applications)
One day perhaps. One day.
Wombies are not trolls. Well, most of us aren’t.
Well said, sir, well said.
I don’t think I want to know what Linus does with the blanket!
I’ve felt the pain of trolls… there was a comic review site that savaged my last comic to an audience of about 70K a day, and that review lingered towards the top of a google results on my comic for years! I share your sentiments…
I always find it strange that people will come by to hate on you when they have to go and “tune in to your channel” just to get you. It’s not like we’re tying up a tv station slot or something and they have to put up with us until something else comes in.
Or the way it is on the radio when there’s a crappy song playing and you have to wait four minutes for a decent song to come on.
Each and every webcomic has its own “station”. If you don’t like it, don’t tune it in. Go find something you love instead. I try to stress that point to the “haters” whenever I encounter any, but they try to throw it back in my face, saying that I’m ranting. Heh, I’m just being logical.
And that’s something else for them to hate. 🙂
Man, I’ve always known that Ziggy would grow into a disturbed adult…
As for trolls, I’m too much of an unknown to have one, although I once got someone tell me on another site (not my comic) that my comic looked like a bad Archie-ripoff “… and for the love of God, learn to draw!”
Does that count as a troll?
Love the “NILBOG” t-shirt.
… DOUBLE DECKER BOLOGNE SANDWICH!!!!
I know this is late (blame Guild Wars) but, Aaron’s work is always wonderful to look at because i love seeing his improvements. The jokes are unfiltered and over the top and doesnt care if it offends anyone.
Ignore the trolls. Trolls are in people too, but they are people who say shit about other people’s work because they are envious and/or jealous that they cant do it.
Btw, im a troll.