If You Give A Dog Some Chocolate
Chapter: Comic
http://queerslo.com/chic-wedding-at-glorious-arroyo-grande-gardens/ I read the book If you give a mouse a cookie to my daughter and then If you give a cat a cupcake. These stories seem to be written by an insane person that just said a bunch of stuff and then boom, children’s book. That being said I decided to spare the dog in our story cutting his own hair or hoarding crap on the beach and just cut to him dying really quick. This is also the first appearance of my beautiful daughter Laila. For the record I will not give a mouse a cookie because that’s just unclean!
James “That’s how the Black Death started” Alvarez
I’m waiting for the book “If You Tease A Doberman With Steak”. Life lessons.
It sounds like you could get a really good series of these.
Here’s my contribution: “If You Give a Seagull Some Alka-Seltzer”
Also if you give a snail some salt.
If you give fish some fresh air.
again again again!!
I love the pop up book “If You Give Oprah a Box of Doughnuts”. Her ass literally smacks you in the face!
Children, especially the younger ones, are honey badgers when it comes to books; no matter what the topic is. Quantum Theory in a Heliocentric Universe; Does it have a bunny or a Kitty? They would want a sequel.
They really do. I read and she just stares in awe of me reciting Dr. Suess
That book is so well written compared to some children’s books I’ve read!
And then boom!
Not a lot of sequel potential in that one. Maybe Laila could do better.
Hopefully she’ll want to read more of Where the Wild Things Are.
Laila seems to be enjoying it though… she’s very cute
It’s time for me to start making my millions writing children’s books about the rocks in my backyard. I call them Rock Lords*
*No, this idea has never been done…ever.
If you give your dog chocolate “by accident” you have to give them hydrogen peroxide to force them to throw up. Louis C.K. has a hilarious routine about it that captures it perfectly.
Cool thundercats shirt. 🙂
If you give a wombat some chocolate & winegums…
They’ll never go away
I find it hard to keep up with such tricky storylines
They forgot the part about explosive diarrhea. My lab ate a bag of Hershey’s Kisses, he lived, but it was interesting to see the Christmas wrappers in the yard after they passed through.