Ken Shamrock Shake
It’s been too many years for me to count when the last time was that I had a McDonald’s Shamrock shake. It’s not like I’ve ever really loved them but there’s an odd thing in me that loves minty deserts, even though I really only like Thin Mints. So I drove through McDonald’s penetrated my straw into the thick green milk (balls deep of course) and inhaled. What was in my mouth was instantly recognized as a vile toothpaste and dairy concoction! I recoiled in anger and then gave some to my wife so that she could know what leprechaun bile tasted like. So there it is my fine Gentlemen army, go out and try this limited time treat and then thank me for introducing you to it. Your bowels will however rebel against you at 3:00am. I’m also very proud of the title above. I’m a sucker for before and afters.
If you haven’t had the chance to listen here are two podcast interviews we’ve done in the past few weeks.
Dunedin Twxxd Podcast w/ James and Aaron of the Obscure Gentlemen
Oaxaca de Juárez Your Web Comics Interview/Podcast w/ 4 of 6 Gentlemen
James “Abe is in reality a short but proud Mexican” Alvarez
I’d hate to see where they get the McRib meat!
Grey whales. They are obtained from grey whales.
mmmmm toothpaste ice cream.
It’s arousing to dentists everywhere.
Lol, I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought that stuff was just chilled green mint puke.
I thought the same. I also thought that it would be fun to switch a blended Wasabi into the cup and leave it in the refrigerator.
I want to find 1 person that likes it and then kick them in the dick.
Edy’s Thin Mint ice cream. You’re welcome.
Well that just sounds delightful.
Fun fact: after they can no longer puke they cut them up and serve them as McRibs.
I didn’t read Tim’s comment before posting. I am a joke stealing tool.
You’re like Dane Cook but in spandex.
I wonder how many other mythical creatures are exploited by fast food chains.
They ground up Bigfoot to make their chicken nuggets.
An after dinner mint probably won’t be in order, I’m guessing?
It couldn’t hurt.
Gag gag gag… Just the thought of it is making my stomach churn.
The Shamrock shake is a cruel joke on this world.
Careful Gentlemen, Ronald McDonald might pay you a visit while you’re asleep!
It’s OK I usually have Mario Batalli stand next to me while I sleep to protect me from fast food mascots.
Oh I found someone who likes that sludge. Right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu15mskPJLY
Get ready to have your face jaywalked all over!
Now I feel dirty. (not in the good way)
Oooh, I like girl scout cookies! 🙂
They are so good! If only they sold them all year round.
I thought it was made from real shamrocks!
It tastes like they add those in there too.