The Elite 8

Family, fam. From Old Man Logan to the Korn Family Values Tour, it’s a theme we keep coming back to. For some of us, family is the very reason we wake up in the morning, while for others, family is a distraction from sending pics of our peni/titties to internet strangers. Either way, we all have them and there’s a lot to be said about them. So say it in 140 original and brand new characters. Your deadline is 2/13 1:38 CT. Good luck and have fun fiends.

Stipulations: Submit on time