Wow! In the immortal words of Manowar, look how far you’ve come now baby.
After 64 fierce and bloody matchups across 5 rounds of voting, you’re in the championship. There’s only one topic left. And here it is.

Urban legends. You know how this works: Write a new topic, having something to do with the topic at hand. And if you made it this far only to lose now, it would probably be the most embarrassing thing that ever happens to you in your life. Godspeed.

New tweet due by 10/14 1:38 p.m. PT.