Since meat-heads and bros say “bro,” me my friends and I have ironically used the term to greet each other. After awhile, though, I realized the term was being used all too much. I went from loving our ironic mockery to thinking holy shit, people listening to me greet my friends most likely think I’m being sincere. I wonder when people realize that their ironic use of anything no longer is ironic.

James “Cabs are here” Alvarez