Obscure For A Penny Zero Plan 9: Final 4

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FINAL 4
A great man once said, “I tell you what, and I promise you this: You oughta be proud. You oughta be real proud.” That man’s name was Coach Taylor, and the team he led was known as the Friday Night Lights.
And here you are: the final four contestants in Obscure For A Penny Zero 9. Few have made it this far, and their names are inscribed in legend and burned into the memories of us all. We salute you, the guy with the beard. We will never forget you, the guy with the chopsticks in his avi. We stand in tribute to you, the lady who won a couple of years ago. Whomst among you will join them?
Let’s get on with it: The topic is last words. Tweet your last words, tweet about famous last words, or share the dying words of famous historical figures. We are even lifting the moratorium on husband/wife jokes, so feel free to tweet “Honey I recorded over your episodes of 90-Day Fiancé!” So funny and good.
Deadline: 10/25/2018 11:34am PST