True Detective
where can i buy isotretinoin in nigeria This is a story ripped from the headlines! A few weeks ago I received a text from one of my workers that said “You have a twitter?”. I stared at it in horror since I use all fake names. Then 5 minutes passed and I received another text with an image of an Obscure Gentlemen comic. I immediately threatened death to this detective/grease monkey. The upside is he’s become a great supporter of the comic.
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I thought the second panel was going to be you destroying the internet. Are your accounts all linked to your email? Did you figure out how he found you?
Yeah, it was my email being linked.
I like how he just stood there, waiting, while you did all yer sciencey magikery. 😀
It’s only because I’m his boss.
Ah yes, the ol’ ‘throw your coworker into the sun” routine. It’s a classic!
It’s the only way.
You have a web comic?
No, this is actually an insurance scam. No comics here.
I’m just leaving a comment because I understand there’s a free shirt involved.
So is this some sort of sequential art page? It reminds me of the Little Big books that I bought before I was born in the 1940s. Those came with a story, too.
I also had a Little Golden book about a duck that turned into a swan. That’s kind of like what you have here! The duck didn’t drink a potion, though. I think it was just a freak or something.
Um, today’s the hottest day of the year. Isn’t that weird? I mean, it’s September. Is that climate change? What do they mean by climate change? If it’s changing, can it change into something cool, like Cloud City in Star Wars? Is Cloud City a climate? Where’s the ground in Cloud City? If there’s a Cloud City, there should be a Ground City too. Right?
Gosh, these essays are hard. I haven’t written one since I had to copy them off of a friend in college. Anyway, I like the idea of shirts because I don’t have any and can’t go into any stores right now except the Tobacco Outlet.
OK, Gentlemen, have a nice day. Love and be loved. It’s all about peace, you know? That’s what I yelled at that homeless guy the other day who’s always asking me for money. Love yourself first, dude! You know what I mean?
I think I’ve reached 300 words.
Your essay shall be read and submitted to the proper authorities.
Had to be done. People should know better.
Already have a shirt, bros…just wanted to throw down some grim hails before the next comic goes up
Another one bites the space dust! The fact that that would-be fan patiently stood there waiting for his demise amazes me! Love this strip, Gents!
shove a shirt up my ass
This is amazing. How did I miss this one??
Permission to use “Detective grease monkey” as the title for my new show’