Roe v. Walk 2.0
Sosnovaya Polyana What side are you on? walking or running zombies? This has been a debate I’ve heard since zombies said fuck it, I’m chasing these fuckers and feasting. Personally if zombies were real, a screaming corpse running at full speed toward me would be tenfold more terrifying than the shambling kind. I get the impending doom of the hordes of slow moving lurkers but I just don’t fear them as much as the sprinters.
Also if you’re a hardcore fan of ours then you may think this comic looks familiar. That’s because it’s a redo of the original comic we did a few years back. The difference is that I didn’t try to cram 5 zombie topics into one comic. Also we did the basic 3 instead of Aaron making a 9 panel mess that’s impossible to read due to small text.
Gentleman James
As long as I can outwalk a zombie, I’ll take the walking ones. I know I could only outrun one for a few blocks.
Moon walking past a zombie can be our new extreme sport. (when the zombies come of course.
I’ve always had the mindset of slow zombies since something is reanimating a dead body.
At least here they have their priorities in check.
“WHY IS HE BITING MY BALLS FIRST” oh man. that got me good.
also…zombie boy!
You can’t have a Zombie comic without zombie boy!
The slow, shambling zombie is the Pepe le Pew of the horror world. Even though you should be able to outrun them, you know they’ll end up catching you anyways.
Are you saying that all zombies are French rapists?
Well, I’m fairly certain that what they’re doing isn’t consensual. Plus, he http://fft3.com/doc.php did go after the balls first.
Yeah, I’m with you…runners are way more terrifying and deadly than shamblers.
Also, boo yeah, nice ZB shirt.
Hoo Haw, what a riot! I laughed at every panel! I prefer the slow-walking zombies myself. Plus, I just love the word “shamble” it’s a perfect word to be used with “zombie.” Love the ZB tee!
He’s eating your balls because if he lived on brains he would starve
I want to hug you sometimes.
I would think the running zombies would be far worse… but then again, I’ve often thought of zombies as being the slackers of the undead realm!
Zombies are gonna get you either way. The fast-forward zombies are scarier, but it’s over quick. The slow ones don’t allow you to sleep. Tough choice.
I prefer power walking zombies, it’s a happy medium between the two.
Fast or slow, I love ’em all!
Zombieland made me love the running zombie.
The fast-moving zombie seems a little gay to me.
Excellent argument.
There is nothing happy about running zombies, bro.
Stylistically I think shambling zombies look cooler, but yeah, the real life zombies run. They’re running rampant here in South Florida, eating faces left and right…
I feel like I would be safe in a tree house. Why don’t they ever build tree houses in these movies?
Guess balls are the tastiest part
Or someone told him to get some balls so he did
I felt the comic turned dark at panel 6 (I continued the story in my head)
very fitting for the recent outbreaks of crazy people eating other people
Straight to the nuts! Even Resident Evil is too scared to go there!