Hammer Smashed Face
If you follow me on Twitter you’ve seen me label various cute animals as holocaust deniers. To me denying that the holocaust happened is a horrible horrible offense. Kittens, babies, Mel Gibson’s Dad should not be given a pass for such claims. I also came up with this comic while listening to the wonderful http://preferredmode.com/2019/09/17/frank/ Twxxd podcast with Gary and Mike from Lower Hutt Mallville Rules as guests last week (go listen now!). Gary used my joke (and gave me credit) and it inspired me to lazily put this comic together. I also wanted a chance to say that I will not be reading Before Watchmen because it’s an irrelevant tale that just doesn’t peek my interest. Much like Highlander I’ll stick with the first movie and pretend anything else after that was just horrible fan fiction.
One last thing Gents and Ladies, we did a guest web comic for Jynksie the creator of Madbury go over and see how Trevor tries to help out a fellow journalist.
Gentlemen James
I applaud your assault on those cute bastards.
Someone needed to start this assault my good Sir.
I wonder how tasty baby penguin is?
It tastes like rainbows.
This looks like justifiable murder to me. Please be sure to tel us if you get any grief from PETA.
So far PETA has stayed away. Must be because they hate the new Watchmen too.
I hope other people appreciate the Sea Shepherd sweatshirt. That’s comedy gold. I was lucky you joked about this so I could pretend I was joking about Mike being a Holocaust denier. He really is you know.
I thank you for getting the reference Sir. I also want to get mike some help with all the hate that’s in his heart.
No worries, I’m sure he’ll make for fancy oven mitts 🙂
I’d love to hear Morgan Freeman narrate this.
I hear in Canada, they do Tur-Pen-Goo [turkey, penguin, goose] instead of the American Tur-Duc-en[turkey, duck,chicken] for thanksgiving! [blinks]
I’ve always suspected penguins were evil doers!
I am still waiting for my Who Framed Roger Rabbit Prequel.
Well that prequel is needed!
Your dad was totally asking for it.
Godammit Gravatar!!!
I love this eternal conflict of you and the gravatar.
This may be a future comic idea….
I am so full of rage over the Watchmen prequel! Why are they doing this?! Why do they want to increase Alan Moore’s madness to stratospheric levels?!? Why do they want to ruin one of the best comics ever made WHY?!?!?
Grr…
This is definitely one of those comics that made me go “AWW” because of the penguin, but then when I read the text…*shudders*
Sometimes cute is pure evil. Like this penguin.
Seems justified to me. He may be adorable, but that penguin is a total dick.
Just wait until the penguin mafia come over the hill!
Here in Canada we do this to baby seals all the time…and that’s just for them talking smack about poutine 😉
You also apologize before doing it.
After that Watchmen crack, I’d help you pummel that penguin. 🙂
It looks like this is for the best… he could have influenced other penguins with his views on “Before Watchmen”!