OBSCURE FOR A PENNY ZERO 4: THE NEW BATCH CHAMPION

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All battles eventually come to an end and today we conclude our Twitter tournament. Let us praise and give thanks to the NEW champion!

 

http://catherinecrouch.com/one-small-step/gdnjqz86gizmdmjx/ @dave_cactus

Dave brought great tweets every round and now sits on the Pantheon with our past winners. He has earned An Obscure Gentlemen Hoodie, T-Shirt, and Tweet into comic.

Winning tweet based on the theme Al Roker

Constanţa 🎶 I’m a joker I’m Al Roker I’m a forecast broker Looks like Tuesday there’ll be sun 🎶

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Obscure For a Penny Zero 4: The New Batch (FINALS)

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Championship Round

This is it, fam. As the millenials say, this is for all the molasses in Aunt Merle’s barn. And your final tweet topic is a doozy.

Al Roker.

Write any new tweet using the iconic TV personality best known as the weatherman on the Today Show. Tweet about his work, his stunning weight loss, his still-enormous head, or just write a non sequitur that somehow happens to involve him. Just make sure it makes more sense than the losing tweet below from our first round.

“If there is a just god, he’ll let me sleep tonight without hearing my elderly neighbors scream about how Al Roker gave them nightmares again.”

Your deadline is 2/17 1:38pm CT.

Good luck and have fun fiends.

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Obscure For a Penny Zero 4: The New Batch (Round 5)

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Final Four

This is it, fam! Well, almost. You’re one matchup away from competing for everlasting glory, bragging rights, and an exclusive OG branded hoodie. To determine whether you get there, our judges are calling a FREE FOR ALL.

Any new tweet on any topic. Wow us. Make us lol. And in a fake, pandering laugh kind of way, but for real. Deadline is 2/15/17 at 1:38pm CT. Good luck and have fun fiends!

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