Obscure for a Penny Zero 5 – ROUND 5

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Allen Park You’re in the Elite 8, fam! Only an elite few make it this far. Eight to be exact.

Your challenge for this round is to engage in another ubiquitous form of communication: buy neurontin for pets Customer Service Complaints. Tweet about a complaint, or tweet in the form of a complaint. Hell, you can even tweet in the form of dialogue between a customer and a service rep.

One thing we ask, although it’s not a mandatory: Please do your best to avoid tired format tweets, like “My super power is…” or “Sorry I wore ____ to your mom’s funeral.” You may get lucky and win, but it’s poor form and you will rot in hell for the sin of laziness.

Thank you buddy.

DEADLINE: 5/10/17 11:38am CT

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Obscure for a Penny Zero 5 – ROUND 4

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Congratulations on making the Sweet 16! The competition is 🔥 fam. The judges want you to know that the last round was probably the toughest, highest quality round of tweets in our contest’s history. We loved your work, but we’re sorry to see many worthy contestants go.

Speaking of sorry, that’s your new topic: Apologies. Write a new tweet apologizing for something, receiving an apology, or about the very concept of saying sorry. 

You know all the rules by now. Now go forth and tweet like a swarm of “bee’s”!

DEADLINE: 5/8/17 11:34am CT

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Obscure for a Penny Zero 5 – ROUND 3

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Theme: Advice

Congratulations on surviving the gauntlets of one-liners and dialogue alike. To those of you who deserve to be here by virtue of your craft, humor and wit, we salute you. To those who skated through because your opponent decided to meta-tweet about tweeting in a tweet contest, we salute you too because wtf? smh fam. 

Now, let’s keep it simple: Give us some advice. Good advice. Bad advice. Life advice. Financial advice. Caring and sympathetic advice about what to do if your significant other wants to be lifted and carried. Savage and ratchet af advice about surviving in a world where white men think climate change is as fake as the moon landing. Now go forth and don’t come back until you have your opponent’s head on a spike. Or until they tweet “advice about doing a twitter contest” and you win by default.

Tweet due by: Friday May 5, 11:34am CT

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