OFAPZ T4 Elite 8

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http://bridgewaterfire.com/calendar/ Skin sweating! My heart skipped a beat! Something behind me! Something I can’t see!

http://fhaloanmichigan.org/fha-loan-in-troy-mi/ This next round is dedicated to the only white man who has ever pulled off dread locks, ear gauges, and screaming about personal torments. Here’s to legendary musician Chris Barnes of Cannibal Corpse, Six Feet Under, and looking like a badass homeless dude fame!

Theme 1: Cannibals

Theme 2: Corpses (dead bodies)

Theme 3: Six Feet Under (must either use the phrase or reference burial, graves, cemetaries, or coffins)

Tweet as many possible submissions as you want, then choose one for each battle. Submit the tweets you want to @theobscuregents. Your opponents will then be notified. Battle begins when both teams have locked in all

tweets. Deadline: 11/2/20 11:34am pst

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OFAPZ T4 Sweet 16

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What a spectacular first round! Or should we say, “spectacularly spooky”! There’s definitely not a more elegant way to say that. To the fallen, we will mourn you until we join you…in Hell!

To the survivors, the next round is one “Witch” you will definitely enjoy. Can you guess? Probably not, so we’ll tell you. Witches and witch craft!

Theme 1: Hexes and Curses! Theme

2: Brooms! Theme

3: Bullshit Home Remedies! (healing crystals, essential oils, etc) Note: We at OFAPZ have taken the bold step of abolishing tweet police, so you can assume a generous amount of creative license. If your tweet is only tangentially related to the theme, you’re all good homie!

Tweet as many possible submissions as you want, then choose one for each battle. Submit the tweets you want to @theobscuregents. Your opponents will then be notified. Battle begins when both teams have locked in all tweets.

Deadline, or should we say “DEAD…line” is 10/27/20 11:34am pst

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OFAPZ T4 Round 1 Theme

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Now it’s time for something completely different. We will be giving you fine folks 3 themes in total. This means that your team must submit 1 tweet per theme. It’s entirely up to you as to who does which.

Last year we had 6,666 tweets about draculas (that’s right vampires are draculas). Now let’s have 3 themes based on that sweet ass Impaler known as Vlad. To be clear, that’s sweet-ass not ass-Impaler, you sex mongers…

Theme 1: The sanguine beverage of choice of draculas everywhere. That’s right! The theme is….Blood! ooh ah ha ha ha! (That was a dracula impression — not the opening of “Down with the Sickness”) 

Theme 2: Draculas, masters of metamorphosis, can turn into many things so let’s go with…umm… err…WOLVES?

Theme 3: I think we can all agree that humans are dumb, and what’s dumber than being hypnotized by a guy who hates garlic? Theme 3…. Hypnotism

Note: These tweets can be about anything and do NOT need to be about Dracula. Honestly, 90% of you are probably going to tweet about Dracula because of the way this prompt was written and there’s really nothing I can do about this. Tweet as much as you want and submit the tweets  that you want to enter into battle to @theobscuregents. Your opponents will then be notified. Battle begins once both teams submit and agree to who is doing which theme.

Due 10/19/20 11:34am pst

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