OFAPZ CHOC WALK 2019

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Once again the Obscure Gentlemen are proud to help raise money for the 2019 CHOC walk. Donate any amount to assist in this worthy cause or donate specific amounts and get some items listed below.

How to redeem: Show the screenshot of your donation amount and send it either via email or Twitter DM and your item shall be locked it.

Email:Obscuregent@gmail.com

DM @theobscuregents

(If you’d like to donate items as prizes for us please contact The Obscure Gentlemen via Twitter or email)

Kozáni Tweet to Comic: $75.00

We will find one of your tweets or a friend’s tweet and turn it into a comic. As we do.

Entry into OFAPZ For Charity: $15.00

We will hold a special OFAPZ for the charity. The battle will be as large as the amount of donors we have. Either a tournament of 2,4,8,16,32,64, or however many people do this.

AVI by OG artist Aaron: $50.00

OG t-Shirt: $30.00

OG Hoodie: $60.00

Dave Cactus Tweet Read: $25.00

No lewd or overly vulgar tweets

As a non-profit hospital, CHOC relies on community support to provide leading-edge care for infants, children and adolescents close to home.
 Your CHOC Walk fundraising ensures that we can continue to nurture, advance and protect the health and well-being of the children in our community.

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Obscure For A Penny Zero T2 FINALE

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Obscure For A Penny Zero T2: World Series

Here we are. Face to face. A couple of silver spoons.

Congratulations on making it farther, and further, than 99.6% of OFAPZ contestants.

The winners of OFAPZ T2 will receive:

A Tweet To Comic

An Obscure Gentlemen shirt

The Title of Duke or Double Duchess

GLORY

The championship is determined by a best-of-three Rounds/Themes. To win a round your team must win best of 3 of each round. This is a total of 3 tweets submitted from each warrior.

Theme 1: Remake The Ending Of A TV Show

Write a tweet in which you “fix” the finale of a TV show. Imagine if LOST hadn’t ended with a PSA for your local Presbytarian Church. Imagine if Battlestar Galactica had resolved its questions instead of flashing forward to the robot from Rocky IV doing a little popping and locking. Or on a more contemporary note, think about the recent finales to Game of Thrones, Veep, or Designing Women. Your reimagined ending can be more satisfying or simply ironically worse, but it has to be clever and make us laugh.

Theme 2: Freestyle

ANYTHING YOU WANT

Theme 3: Your best “classic” tweet

Submit an original tweet posted prior to this contest commencing. The tweet cannot have been submitted to this or any previous OFAPZ contest. Just a personal fav.

Deadline: 8/28/2019 11:38am PST

Each member of your team must submit ALL three tweets. All of your tweets must be submitted to @theobscuregents to lock in your final round. The Theme 3 battle will only take place in the event of a tie.

And you’re off! On this lonely road. Tryin’ to make it home. Doing it by my lonesome, pissed off ya want some.

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Obscure For A Penny Zero T2: Final 4

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Obscure For A Penny Zero T2: Final Four

One contest stands between you and the championship round of the second-ever OFAPZ Team Tournament. Whom will rise to the occasion and whomst will experience the heartache and frustration of falling just short?

Whatever happens, all four of our final teams made it leaps and bounds further than the cocky trash-talkers of Team Rock Solid. You oughta be proud. You oughta be real proud. And speaking of the Internet’s second best-ever music podcast, your theme is music-related.

Theme: Parody Song Lyrics

Write your own lyrics to any popular song. That’s it. That’s all there is to it. You can choose any song you wish, but the more recognizable the better. See if you can top this:

Deadline:6/25 11:38am PST

How to Submit:
You should know what’s up by now. Good speed and God’s luck.

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