Wyld Stallyns
http://preferredmode.com/tag/bike-style/page/35/ This comic is dedicated to the person who drew a horse thinking of Batman and playing his penis like an air guitar on a bus I once rode on in Texas. To think about a horse playing his penis like a guitar is one thing, but why is he thinking about Batman? The world may never know. If you have a good reason as to why, leave a comment. The person with the best reason will win a guest appearance in an upcoming comic.
buy Pregabalin online uk Also, Aaron and I were guests on the Twxxd podcast today and had loads and loads of fun. I also found out that I may say “eat my dick” more than Ice-T. Once the podcast plops, I will inform the rest of you gentlemen and ladies to hear me talk over everyone and cuss more than one should.
James “I guess this is NSFW” Alvarez
Haven’t a clue what is going on here today….just going to keep to myself..haha
It’s love Bearman. It’s all about love.
The reason the horse is playing his penis like an air guitar is easy… because he can. If I would if I could. Any guy that says otherwise is a lying bastard.
The reason he is thinking about Batman is because he is rocking out to the Batman TV show theme music. That song is penis air guitar gold, right after anything by Van Halen.
This is sound reasoning.
Batman armor nipples get him hard….HARD ROCK THAT IS!!! ::wailing guitar noise::
Doesn’t that make everyone hard?
If I could only combine the Trojan War, Trojan Condoms, and the Batusi all together into one comment I could be a hero… regretfully, I am just going to hug my knees in the corner and hope the musically endowed Equus Ferus does not appear in my dreams… much.
Agreed and extra points for genus and species mentions.
I never really understood that phrase either.Thank you for clearing it up!
Our main goal is to educate. You’re welcome.
He’s foreplaying acoustic!
If I had a drum set I would hit it for this joke.
Not only is it a weird phrase, it’s all sort of a weird sentiment. Applicable: http://uptomynipples.com/comics/hoof-and-mouth/
*also
Ha! I just read your guys comic and it’s great. Thanks for commenting I’ll have to check out the rest of your archives this week.
Thanks for liking us. You’re an obscure gentleman and a scholar.
Someone likes playing their “instrument” while thinking about batman being hung like a horse? thats my guess. Its metaphorical. o.O
It’s very deep. very very deep.
It’s obvious, isn’t it?
The horse in panel 3 is a huge fan of Batman. You can tell just by looking at what he is thinking.
It’s always been the horse’s dream to meet Batman in person. So it was time to take some action. The horse decided in order to meet the protector of the night face to face, he had to cause a disturbance.
So, he decided there was no bigger disturbance than noise. If he could join a metal band, he could make a whole ton of noise in order to meet his hero.
But alas, no instrument was loud enough. No buildings shook, no glass shattered, no Batman appeared to save the day.
So the horse needed more power.
More horsepower.
After blacking out at a fellow horse’s party, the horse came too and reflected on the night’s events. At this party, his friend told him of a legendary instrument that could produce enough sound to level a city with it’s shockwaves.
Still donning his pointed party hat from the previous night, the horse realized that object was something he had all along.
The Rock Cock.
Screeching into the night, playing a medley of chaotic noise, the city was eventually destroyed, and atop a pile of rubble and steel the lustful horse stood waiting for his hero…
But Batman never came.
The horse then travelled from city to city, playing his member loudly into the night…
But Batman never came.
To this day, whether you are heading off to bed or peeking into a horse’s mouth, you will hear him. You will hear him calling.
But Batman will never answer.
Because Batman exists in everyone’s heart already.
The End.
Well, with a brilliant answer like that you’re the winner.
HOLY. SHIT. well done, that is all
The important thing, folks, is that batman approves. No questions need be asked.
Batman doesn’t love much, but musical horse penis is on the high end of his list.
That horse is a nod away from blowing himself. Batman likes.
Batman is a man of many fetishes then.
It’s easy. Batman is his biological father. He’s longing for his father’s approval of his music, just like Mozart did.
Well this is a damn fine reason.
THIS IS ART…that is all.
Hmmm… I’m at a loss to offer any explanation on this one
You can tell how old a horse is by looking at the teeth; thus if someone gives you a horse, you don’t check the horses age.
I would like to thank Wikipidia for stopping by.
So, is Batman hung like a horse?
Yes, if you want him to be he is.