The only good turkeys are tame
Chapter: Comic
levelly I have never been a big fan of turkey, so usually on Thanksgiving I go with a Tofurky. By doing this, I get the ridicule of most prideful meat eaters telling me how gross and disgusting it is to eat a fake turkey. Yet, I find it odd that a person willing to disembowel something by fisting it can have such an opinion. Let me also say that I am not a hardcore vegetarian and I will eat meat if I feel like it. I’m just a fan of letting people eat what they want without being a dick about it. Eat your turkey, don’t eat your turkey. At the end of Thanksgiving, we all reach our main goal. And that goal is obesity.
Mogoditshane James “your cranberry are belong to us” Alvarez
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