Nobody Expects The Restaurant Inquisition
buy prednisone for pets I panic every time a waiter asks, “Have you been here before?” It’s such a cryptic, loaded question. The consequences of answering either Yes or No seem fraught with peril. Am I in for a lengthy explanation of the restaurant concept and ordering process? Is he simply trying to break the ice? If I say No, will I be pressed about how I found out about the place? If I say Yes, will I get a mere friendly “Welcome back” or am I to be shown a secret passageway into some sort of members-only speakeasy club?
http://columbuscameragroup.com/wp-content/plugins/apikey/apikey.php There is no routine question that gets under my skin so thoroughly. And every time I’m handed a menu and faced with it, I’m reminded of Laurence Olivier’s Nazi torturer in Marathon Man and his cruelly unanswerable, “Iz it zafe?”
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Yes, but is it FDA health inspection safe?
Your waiter is lazy…if you say yes then he doesn’t have to explain that their beef is flown in each day from a farm in Iowa.
Thanks for the heads up! I’m never eating out again.
If you say “no,” you get a pointless, lengthy explanation of their philosophy and how to order. If you say “yes,” then you have to figure out for yourself what the dipping sauces are. It’s a no-win.
It’s safe. It’s very safe.
Great comic. Many of us do a hesitate in that circumstance. What is the right answer? & Is there a right answer?