Dough Nuts
Chapter: Comic
restrainedly I started a competition with some of my friends and so far have lost 20lbs in 2 and a half weeks with sheer will power. On Friday I bought some doughnuts for my employees and told my wife that I wanted one so bad that I was about to fuck them. She then replied wouldn’t it be better if I ate it. While correct I believe that you burn more calories when you make love to snack foods in general.
Ajmer James “My job’s sittin’ here eatin’ these doughnuts” Alvarez
20 lbs in 2 1/2 weeks. Either you aren’t eating or you were really fat.
I was 255 but really I just cut out breads, pastas, and sweets and started working out.
I believe this will be the new fad diet/exercise program of 2012.
Apple fritters have never looked so good.
Sexually?
Gives a whole new meaning to glazed donuts.
HAAAA i vomited and laughed at the same time. both at the comic and your comment…….
DIRTY!!! I like it.
HA!! Glazed .. Oh Mark, you big ol funny guy.. heard by receptionist “like ew, why does someone keep fucking the donuts?”
Haha, that’s an awesome idea. I’m going creme filling.
Someone really horny must have invented doughnuts.
20lbs!!! OK I just gotta go to my conversion program. Back in a sec…
Wow that’s just over 9 kilograms. It took me nearly 6 months to lose that much. Well done & keep up the good work James. Just stay away from bananas ok
P.S. This was the password 7No6gwmXDjdZ
When I right clicked to copy it the only spelling correction it offered was Godzilla!!!