For Whom The (Taco) Bell Tolls
buy indian isotretinoin Lately I’ve been noticing a trend in the new items at Taco Bell. At first I couldn’t figure out what it is, but, having the eating habits of a child who refuses to put anything healthy into his system, I liked what I was seeing. I mean seriously, a burrito with nacho cheese, chips and such, how was I not going to love that. Then, when I saw a promotion for an upcoming product, I figured out what this trend was. This new product was a Taco Supreme that uses a giant Dorito’s Nacho Cheese chip as the taco shell, called the Doritos Locos Taco. It was with that revelation that I figured out that the fine people (and I mean that with no irony or sarcasm) at Taco Bell were making food specifically for me. They were obviously tailing me and stealing my food dreams to and selling them to the general public.
Travis “Where I come from, every meal is fourth meal” Kennedy
hmm… you’ve overlooked how taco bell works. ya can’t squeeze ramen out of a calking gun! their workers will be totally confused.
i could totally believe this is how they get new ideas. maybe its like a Big Brother style house full of stoners.
However they come up with it, they need to keep going!
I hate to admit it… Yeah, I would probably eat it; I already eat Ramen uncooked because it takes sooo long to prepare.
Same here, it makes for a good snack on occasion.
Just remember, it’s not a five star chef concocting those new menu items, it’s a marketing company. You are no longer in the position of deciding what you want, http://vintagegoodness.com/2016/12/ they decide what you get and make it look so yummy, too! Your taste buds are marketing minions!
Then my taste buds are happy slaves!
“You are not your volcano buritto. You are not your taco supreme with extra cheese sauce. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.” – My favorite Fight Club quote.
There are so many great lines in that movie, it’s hard to pick a favorite.
Uncooked ramen with Nacho cheese? That’s brilliant… I’m doin it today!
I fear that we have unleashed a great evil upon the world.
Evil or godsend?
Wahoo! Ramen!… How can you go wrong with that? (not speaking of the potential health issues)
I can see no foreseeable way that this breaks bad, and I choose to ignore any possible health issue warnings.
How do you have a cartoon about Taco bell with a guy wearing clean underwear?
The backside is where all the action is!
I can abide a lot, but I can’t abide wearing dirty underwear!
I’m making sure I keep my blinds closed. You’re not stealing my chocolate recipes!
I’m fairly sure it’s too late, they’ve got every household bugged.
Yeah, I was disgusted when I heard about the Dorito shell thing. Wait, is disgusted the feeling just before a boner? No, aroused. I mean I was aroused.
I guarantee that I will be there the day that that baby launches.
Dorito Shells? Really? Man, I’m somewhat wishing we had a Taco Bell in London now.
I see no way that it couldn’t be delightful. I say you start a letter writing campaign.
Okay, now I really am hungry.
How could you not be!?
Ramen Nachos??? Sounds… Ummm…
weird…
But you’re a little intrigued, right? Go on, you can admit it.
OK, OK I admit it!!! I am thoroughly intrigued
I’d definitely try the Ramen Nachos. What they need now is the Double-down (they’re partnered with KFC here so they could do it) in a Dorito’s taco shell covered in cheese and crispy ramen noodles inside a pressed wrap. The Crispy-double-dirty-dorito-ramen Crunch Wrap Supreme.
It is with no sarcasm that I say that that might be the greatest thing I’ve ever been ashamed to want to eat. You need to find a way to get that idea to the wizards that run the magical Pepsi-Co Kingdom.