Obscure For A Penny Zero 11: OFAPZ is for the Children FINAL BATTLE

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composedly Obscure For A Penny Zero 11: Charity Extravaganza

http://dkarim.com/wikindex.php The Grand Finale: Best of Three

We’re parents (Most of us), and so are many of you. We ridicule our kids’ behaviors
and their insane little minds, but we can’t imagine life without them.
And we hope no parent ever has to. So, thank you for helping us
support CHOC Children’s. Now let’s pick a winner!

The championship is determined by a best-of-three battle. Here are your themes.

Theme 1: Free Style
Write a NEW, original tweet on any topic and with any format you want.

Theme 2: Kids’ Ailments
Kids get sick and hurt all the time–and bounce right back. Write a
tweet about minor children’s ailments–cold, flu, sore throat–or common
injuries like scraped knees, head bumps, broken wrists. Your only
stipulation is to keep it minor. Keep the “edgy” dead baby or
pediatric AIDS jokes to your standup routine, Bill Burr.

Theme 3: Recycle
Submit a tweet you had posted in the past, prior to this contest
commencing. The tweet cannot have been submitted to this or any
previous OFAPZ contest. Just a personal fav.

Deadline: 10/1 11:34am PST

All three of your tweets must be submitted to @theobscuregents to lock
in your final round.

May the odds be in your favor! The Even Stevens, too.