Obscure For A Penny Zero X: FINALS

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http://hometownheroesrun.com/lib/microsoft-virtualization-with-hyper-v-manage-your-datacenter-with-hyper-v The Grand Finale: Best of Three

First there were 128. Then 64. Then 32. Then 16. Then merely eight. Then our final four. Now, only two contestants remain. Whatever you want to say about our judges, you can’t say we don’t know math.

Let’s take a moment to share our gratitude for all the wonderfully imaginative voices that didn’t make it this far. Our judges’ room was frequently the site of heated debate, close-call tiebreakers, and mourning over a very worthy tweet losing to another that was equally creative and funny. Not always, though, we had a few clunkers in the mix. But thank you all for trying, and we hope you’ll be back.

The championship is determined by a best-of-three battle. Here are your themes.

buy modafinil online uk Theme 1: Free Style

Write a NEW, original tweet on any topic and with any format you want.

Theme 2: Interact with a Cashier

Write a tweet about an interaction between you and a fast-food cashier. Here’s the stipulation: you cannot end on a “Sir this is a Wendy’s” type of punchline. In other words, the joke cannot be the mere fact that you are saying something out of place to someone in a customer service situation. Here’s an example of what we’re talking about.

Me: Sometimes I just feel like, what’s the point of it all, you know? Like, why are we here?

Cashier: Sir this is a Wendy’s can you please order something.

Yeah, don’t do that. Find humor in something intrinsic to the experience of ordering food.

Theme 3: Recycle

Submit a tweet you had posted in the past, prior to this contest commencing. The tweet cannot have been submitted to this or any previous OFAPZ contest. Just a personal fav.



Deadline: 3/27 11:34am PST

All three of your tweets must be submitted to @theobscuregents to lock in your final round. The Theme 3 battle will only take place in the event of a tie.

God’s luck and good speeds be with you and also to you!