Obscure for a Penny Zero 5 – ROUND 5

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You’re in the Elite 8, fam! Only an elite few make it this far. Eight to be exact.

Your challenge for this round is to engage in another ubiquitous form of communication: Customer Service Complaints. Tweet about a complaint, or tweet in the form of a complaint. Hell, you can even tweet in the form of dialogue between a customer and a service rep.

One thing we ask, although it’s not a mandatory: Please do your best to avoid tired format tweets, like “My super power is…” or “Sorry I wore ____ to your mom’s funeral.” You may get lucky and win, but it’s poor form and you will rot in hell for the sin of laziness.

Thank you buddy.

DEADLINE: 5/10/17 11:38am CT