Chapala I’ve always thought those “you can become a pro artist” commercials were absurd. Why a turtle and a pirate? Who decided that drawing these two head shots would gauge your talent level? Well, it must have been a pirate with a pet turtle. That’s the only way it makes sense. What else would be the reason for such an asinine concept to exist? Pirates, man … friggin’ pirates.

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-Aaron Alvz