Obscure For A Penny Zero: Se7en Round 2

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Mandaguari Round 2: Working Class Heroes

Misoprostol generic online Congratulations on surviving the always brutal first round of OFAPZ!
Thank you to the 64 tweeters to whom we’ve said goodbye, and an even
bigger thank you to those who impressed the judges with your
140-character tweets. Now for a more traditional theme: Write a new,
original tweet about one of the following professions, which the
judges have no affiliation with whatsoever. Seriously. These were
chosen entirely arbitrarily. So have fun and feel free to mock
everything about any one of these lines of work. Don’t worry about
alienating anyone!

PROFESSIONS TO CHOOSE FROM:
Attorney
Ad Exec
Cable/Internet Installer
Realtor
Teacher

Millenial (i.e., Unemployed)

Manager of a job that is impossible to describe

Stipulations: Do NOT use an “interview” format.
Deadline: 2/7/2018 11:38AM PST