Support our habits by purchasing Shirts and small powerful objects known as mugs and buttons. If you don’t our families will starve and die. then possibly haunt you.

 

 

SHIRTS  

Come into our Spreadshirt store and get something that we make literally $1.00 for. In that case buy at least 52!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Other Merch

You want mugs and buttons that people will see and then ask “what the fuck is the Obscure Gentlemen?” then look no further.