I Think They Were Asian
Chapter: Comic
buy Quetiapine Online Growing up my step Dad sometimes would make racist comments and jokes that made no sense. He would use stereo types from different cultures and use them with others as if they went together. When he did this I laughed, not at his racial insensitivity but at the fact that he couldn’t even be a good racist. A similar incident came up with my two friends Rob and Lowell while at work which inspired the comic. It pretty much went the way the comic was done, with a little embellishment at the end of course.
James “yeah, the title is a Cable Guy reference” Alvarez
Loved the cable guy ref. And it also kind of reminds me of the guy in porkies who is trying to be racist because his dad is a dick, but keeps calling the guy a kite.
Ha! I forgot about that part in Proky’s.
I have never seen Prokys. haha
Filipinos are my favorite race. I know that’s racist but it’s true. And if I told you one of the reasons they’re my favorite you’d say wow, that’s REALLY racist. But what can I say, I love Filipinos.
Slightly unrelated – my father in-law can not do any accents, his “Scandinavian” “Irish” and any other accents sound like Cheech Marin in “Up in Smoke”. Man.
One of the guys I work with does the same thing. It’s very frightening at times.
I really would like to be racist, but I just hate all races so much I can’t pick just a few!!!
You know, this weekend I went to a wedding between a Filipino and a Puerto Rican, and let me tell you, those disparate ethnic groups sure know how to PARTY! Wait, is accusing people pf partying racist or partyist?
Definitely a partyist.
It sounds like your stepfather was using some sort of racist version of Mad Libs.
My Gods he was. This will rake in the dough in the south.
I think you and I were drinking from the same well with our Monday themed like comics! — HILARIOUS!
Somebody needs to stop his separately igno-rant!
I heard the cymbal crash and drum roll on the joke all the way from California.
Some people just aren’t good at anything.
Most racist (or semi-racist) people are hilarious if you listen to them in-depth. They’re no gonna brainwash you, but man, it’s wild some of the things they believe and stand firm about. 🙂
It’s a crazy world we live in Sir.
I’ve always wanted to play around with racial humor but I’ve never had the balls.
Also, I thought only New Yorkers loved Jeremy Lin. Which is weird cause I’m pretty sure it was Asians who crashed those planes into the Twin Towers. Think about it, if they can’t drive then it stands to reason that they can’t fly. Does the term Kamikaze pilot mean nothing to you people?
Huh, I guess I do have the balls 🙂
Great comic!
Out of 244 comics this is our second one about racism. Sometimes you just have to put your boners aside.
Stinky humans.
Filipinos cook stinky food, just ask Aquaman, and cannot eat without rice. Their country’s main export are nurses.
They like everything asian, thus the Jeremy Lin thing. If you look asian and is successful, chances are, they’re going to go deep into your ancestry to see if they can claim you as their own. Look at Batista and that Journey guy.
I love offending my people.
Because you named the new lead singer of Journey I will forever be in your debt.
:::uncomfortable laughter::: reminds me of my childhood and my parent’s “creative” phrasings…
I’ve noticed that a lot of racist people don’t seem to really have any real reasons why they hate people of other races. They just seem to hate for no real reason. I have some Philipino friends so I’m gunna email them a link. I think they’ll like it.
Thank you Sir.
Epic fails are funny. Epic failing at failing is absurdly hilarious!
James, you are so brilliant in turning uncomfortable topic into laughter. It’s not easy to do