When I was younger we lived next door to some twins who were not Tomax and Xamot. They were a really odd pair of guys since they would take their dicks out and show them to each other as well as my brother Nick. They of course called their penises Doppys and their asses bums. The thing I loved about them is that they hated Trevor and didn’t want him to play with them or my brother Nick because he was “weird”. Trevor’s mesh purple shirt and short shorts aside I think the twins were as odd as they came. They also may be dead since they had some major heart issues but I wish them a lot of luck.
This comic is also my return to the wonderful world of web comics. Last month I felt burned out on the media of web comics. For two years I’ve been reading, writing, and tweeting about web comics and I just wanted nothing to do with them. The only thing I could think of was to take a break and come back if I felt like it. So Trevor took the helm and wrote a bunch of comics for July and even tweeted about the comic in my absence. It’s now good to be back but my internet presence will be a lot less then it was in the past. Regardless It’s time to make the fucking doughnuts!
Gentleman James




Glad to see you back, James! Yes, the social media stage is a large one. It’s easy to get lost trying to cover all that ground. Glad you were able to sort it out!
Twins are always weird. I always avoided Doublemint Gum for that reason.
Thank you Sir and it’s good to be back. I missed writing cartoons that have people letting their wangs hang.
We all knew that weird kid in school. He used to tell these wild stories of alien abductions and dinosaur skeletons in his back yard. I think his dad was John Wayne Gacy. Good to have ya back James!
John Wayne Gacy was a Brony before it was cool to be one.
Good to see that you’re back.
For some weird reason I read the their voices with a weird german accent.
Huh.
Because all Germans dip their pretzels in mustard?
Yes. Yes, the whole of germany looks like bavaria. That would be some kind of twisted german Disneyworld.
I could totally see them growing up to be those creepy twins from Superjail. So happy you’ve returned with this delightfully hilarious and creepy twintastic comic! You’ve definitely been missed, though Trevor has been doing a kick ass job in your absence.
I’m just glad I got my passion back. I hope to have Trevor raped in the next few months.
Blech, I hope these people don’t work at In-N-Out. Welcome back, James.
They are part of the special sauce.
I hear ya, man. There has to be a reward that meets the effort, whether it’s money or reader interaction or SOMETHING. Otherwise you’ll burn out quicker than shit.
I don’t know how you come out with a quality comic as much as you do. You’re a titan in the web comics community to me.
I wrote this.
You did and I stole it from you as I did your virginity so many moons ago!
Finishing each other’s sentences is the least of their worries. Welcome back, James!
Thank you Mark. I like being back in this balls and wang kind of world.
Welcome back, James. Now drop them pants and show us your doppy!
YOu gotta buy me a Mexican Coke first.
Ok so I went camping this weekend and all I saw were guys forgetting to pull their pants up. just like the last scene! And what is that mustard? ICKKK
I don’t want to know where you’re camping.
Welcome back! The thing with webcomics, is that the comic is probably half the work, and the rest is being omni-present on the social media. I get your frustration.
On the comic – this reminds me of a guy in my neighborhood who put some of his shit in a dixie cup and offered it as a brownie. Last thing I heard, he had worked in a slaughterhouse… and then ended up in prison…
It would be a boring world without weirdos.